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Just part of the furniture
I mean, look at me. A sweet white furry thing with big eyes and a black nose. Curled up in the equally furry white bed. Look how nicely I am art directed as part of the furniture. Patricia Urquiola's Husk chairs. One of her favourite designers, says human mum. Cost a fortune, but only a 50% sale price fortune. She paid full price for me. No discount. No one discounts a pure breed West Highland White Terrier. Eileen Gray coffee table. And who is Eileen Gray, you might ask . Sh
Michelle Blakeley
Nov 92 min read


I want to get my driver's licence
I love driving in the car. I love movement. I love poking my face out of the window and feeling the air whiz past. It's the best. But I...
Michelle Blakeley
Oct 122 min read


My legs have grown three inches.
I know I am an exemplary example of my breed, the West Highland White Terrier. Note my pure white, wiry double coat with a hard outer...
Michelle Blakeley
Sep 272 min read


I’VE HAD THE BEST TIME
While she toddles off to Sri Lanka - home of many dogs who all look the same and are free to roam the streets - I have been having the...
Michelle Blakeley
Sep 62 min read


Oh dear, I've been unfaithful
I am sorry Peggy, you have been my Number One, but I couldn't help myself. There she was with her droopy downy ears and syrupy brown...
Michelle Blakeley
Jul 192 min read


Woo-hoo, I've turned 80.
I've written 80 blog stories. That's a lot for a Westie who's human mum doesn't take him for a walk every day so my view of the world is...
Michelle Blakeley
Jun 212 min read


Help! She's starving me.
First, she tried to poison me and that didn't work so she decided to starve me to death. Honestly. When the vet said I was overweight, my...
Michelle Blakeley
May 312 min read


I'm a world champion short leg jumper
My legs are typical for a Westie (remembering that I am an exemplar of my breed). My legs are short. On the other hand, my half-brother...
Michelle Blakeley
May 112 min read


I am feeling sad
Sometimes I remember back to my Westie mum. She was just like me except bigger because I had just been born. She had big brown eyes just...
Michelle Blakeley
Apr 62 min read


I'm Lochy, the friendly ghost
This is me after I've had a shower. Talk about rituals. I shower first and then my human mum has her shower and I have to wait for her to...
Michelle Blakeley
Mar 222 min read


She's been poisoning me
Several days ago, I was itching and scratching like a Brillo pad trying to clean a baked on fry pan. I couldn't stop. Licking my paws day...
Michelle Blakeley
Mar 12 min read


Who's a Blond Bombshell? Moi!
I have just had a session with my groomer and I am looking particularly white. Pearlescent white as I have described previously. When I...
Michelle Blakeley
Feb 152 min read


I'm practicing to be a sausage dog
It's summer in my part of the world and it's hot. How to beat the heat? I do my sausage dog stretches on the concrete floor. Sausage dogs...
Michelle Blakeley
Jan 112 min read


How lucky am I!
I was lying on the bed watching a fly bouncing off the walls. Outside it was sunny and blue skies and green leaves. Inside it was just...
Michelle Blakeley
Dec 28, 20243 min read


Oh, to be a toy Westie
A wee toy Westie was swallowed by a human and travelled through the human body into the stomach and out via the hole at other end. That...
Michelle Blakeley
Dec 14, 20241 min read


Am I Lochy or Lorraine?
I am asking because a few days ago I met a little Poodle Maltese cross. Very sweet and petite. Gorgeous fluffy square cut ears. I assumed...
Michelle Blakeley
Nov 23, 20242 min read


I am the Master of Nonchalance
I have nonchalance down to a T. It's all in the swagger, the pace, the rhythm, the air of "I don't give a damn." Of course, I do give a...
Michelle Blakeley
Nov 2, 20242 min read


She calls me hurtful names
Some time ago, when I was a wee pup, I told you some of the names she calls me. Cute, cuddly names like Fluffball and Squirrel. Not any...
Michelle Blakeley
Oct 19, 20241 min read


I'm bored with being white
Sometimes you need a change to put a bit of oomph into your life. Truth is, I was tired of being a West Highland White Terrier. I felt I...
Michelle Blakeley
Oct 5, 20242 min read


I’m gonna get those chookens
You have to remember that I have ratter DNA. We Westies were bred to track down rats in the barns in Scotland. Nasty critters. We would...
Michelle Blakeley
Sep 14, 20242 min read
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