I am so passé

Reality has hit hard. I am obsolete, archaic, outdated, outmoded, fossilized, retro, moth-eaten, defunct, démodé, stone age.

I am the Fred Flintstone of the doggie world.

It is with a heavy heart that I admit that my blog has had its day.

Here am I, the most beautiful, intelligent, loving Westie in the world, and I am communicating with a static photo and some limp words. I am analogue.

Let me explain, look at this video https://www.facebook.com/reel/1217708230340462 or this one https://www.facebook.com/reel/789836606810752 or this https://www.facebook.com/reel/748487777908774

I am not one for promoting other dog blogs but you can see what I am up against. No hope. A static image with no action and natural features just doesn't cut it anymore.

I could have been a contender. But no. My human mum doesn't have a clue how to create my AI induced performances. She is denying me fame and my opportunity to impart love, joy, smiles, cuteness and fitness hacks on the world.

Mum, you are a disappointment.

She has never dressed me up in funny hats or stick little hearts on me or put me in onsies., She has never posted a video of me. Never have you seen me in action. Surely, she knows how to press 'video' on her iPhone.

She has never translated my voice into human voice.

She has never made me look ridiculous and for that I am grateful even if my ego sometimes gets the better of me.

Moi, I am an AI star waiting to rise.