Lochy says ... I'm back.

I heard you missed me. Here I am. I heard someone else say that. Someone in USA called Melania.

Yes, I'm over my hissy fit after seeing the AI doggie posts. I can confirm that I am a real live West Highland White Terrier. No AI involved in creating my beautiful white coat, my black truffle nose, my melting chocolate eyes. It's all me.

I can eat, drink, walk, run, sniff, bark, sleep, do body shakes, paw tap, lie on my back for tummy tickles, watch TV and growl all on my own without artificial assistance.

I can be stubborn, cute, lovable, determined, independent, playful, snooty, dismissive, demanding, disinterested whenever I feel like it. Not under instruction on a computer. In my own time.

I am very intelligent. No artificial intelligence needed.

I am proud of my pearlescent white coat and Westie skirt. I don't want to be dressed in human clothes and wear stupid hats. Instead, I have a new fluorescent yellow collar from Japan. Makes me look very sharp. I want to look like a West Highland White Terrier who is proud of his heritage. Not some brainwashed doglet forced to behave like a human. Human, booman.

I don't want to be called Coco, Bobo, Dodo. Derrrrr, certainly not dodo. I am Lochy when I am good. Lochinvar when I am bad.

Now I have that out of my system, let me tell you about my human mum. She is feeding me, sleeping on my bed, sitting on my sofa, being my chauffeur. All satisfactorily. Not enough walks but that's always been her downfall. As is ignoring me when working on her computer.

She needs to pull her socks up in the walks and ignoring areas. I give her 7 out of 10.