She had friends visit for lunch and they were all laughing and talking. And eating. And drinking. All above-table action. I was being...

She has spent the whole week sitting in front of her computer. No kidding. Up in the morning. Make a cup of tea. Check emails in bed....

She's been rubbing something onto her arms and legs. And it stinks. A package came to the front door a few days ago and inside was a...

She's left me again. Just as we were getting back into the swing of our daily routine of sitting up in bed answering emails on the...

I have no idea where she is. No one tells me anything. She's gone. Bertie's mum arrived at the front door and I was handed over like a...

That's how dogs do it. We meet a dog, have a good sniff around the nether regions, and decide if we want to be friends or move on and...

She accused me of eating her mobile phone. "Where is it, Lochy? Is it in your tummy?" What was she on about? Was she blind? Her mobile...

How cool! My trainer's German Shepherd sniffs out human remains. And gets paid for it. I could do that. I need to do special sniffing...

I could have told her that, but she has spent money for another human to tell her. The trainer came this week with a big bag full of...

I am not a shedder. Not like those Golden Retrievers who are a hair machine on legs. But I do have a natural attrition of old hair as the...

"No one asks me how I am anymore," she said. "They always ask How is Lochy?" Poor love, feeling neglected. Maybe she should try some of...

I love olive pits. And, yes, it's pits, not pips. You pit an olive not pip it. I know because I'm the most intelligent dog in the world....

Say hello to Dirty Bertie. I call him Dirty Bertie because he jumped in the pond on his first day at his new home. And we all know what...

It started as a pleasant afternoon, at least for me, stretched out in the sun, and she sitting at her computer. Then 4.30 came around and...

Yes, I did! So cool. And I didn't even get wet. Milou's dad took me to the yacht club where all the tall sticks wobble. When he lifted me...

Mindy is staying with us for a few days. Mindy looks like a sheep. She doesn't have a haircut very often but, underneath her long hair,...

Apparently, I am a pain in the butt. How can I be? I don’t go anywhere near her butt. That’s what she called me as she was sweeping up...

What an adventure I've had! Just Milou's dad and me, out and about doing men's business. She had meetings so delivered me to Milou's dad...

Lochie, Lochinvar, West Highland Terrier

Today she called me Lollipop. Yesterday it was Sleepyhead. Before that Scallywag and Snuffleduck and Cuddle Bunny. Next day I am her...