My tail wags without me even asking it to. All Westies have very active tail wagging capabilities. The tail is a window to our soul. We...

I gave it to myself but I deserve it. I am the world's best at tail wagging. I can go for hours, adjusting the speed to suit the...

She's back. Why am I not surprised. She went all the way to the other side of the world and missed me so much that she had to come back...

I am sure you have missed my canine conversations. I have been in recovery after my human mum walked out on me. I have been grieving....

It's not only humans who wonder what it's all about, Alfie? Dogs grapple with this existential question too. I do. Seriously, it is a...

You know what I mean - I am in a state of perplexity and uncertainty over what to do in a difficult situation. The difficult situation is...

It's her fault. Too lazy to book me into my groomer for a haircut. In the meantime, my hair continues to grow. It's almost touching the...

She doesn't know that I know that there's a mouse that spends its day running back and forth from the house to the fence. He (I think...

It suddenly dawned on me. She could poison me. Every morsel of food that goes into my little body comes from her. How do I know if she...

She said I needed to have my teeth cleaned. They seemed OK to me but I can't see them. "They're stained from saliva and things you eat....

They're not really conversations, more like monologues. She does the talking and I look at her attentively while she rattles on. She's...

“Do you want to go to the beach? Yes! We have to have a shower first. I have to have a shower, you don’t have to have a shower.“ Waiting....

She who thinks she knows everything, my human mum, calls me lazy bones. No mention of lazy muscles or eyebrows or tummy. Just my bones. I...

She forgot my Christmas present. She forgot a Christmas present for my half brother, Bertie. And my sister, Mindy, had no chance now that...

That's what my sister, Mindy's human mum said. And she should know. She comes from New South Wales and they have wombats there. No...

I'm a scallywag. Lots of my doggie friends are scallywags. We are very specials beings. My human mum calls me all sorts of names but the...

Of course they are, otherwise, we dogs wouldn't have four legs. I feel sorry for humans with two legs but if they used their nous, they'd...

He called me dopey. Moi! The most intelligent dog in the world. He said I was dopey because I didn't turn and look at him when he said my...

I told you ... perfect show dog. This could have been me. https://www.facebook.com/emily.e.moret/videos/1826446024402228?idorvanity=79905...

My groomer said it. It am a perfect specimen of a West Highland White Terrier. And she should know. She who is seeing dogs all day...