She said I smelled like roasted almonds. I am feeling very toasty. Curled up on her bed (my bed) between the pillows and the doona and...

Walkies is my favourite word. At first it annoyed me because it is baby talk. Why can’t she say “Let’s go for a walk”? But I play along...

She washed my jumper. Just when it was starting smell like my jumper. She hand washed it in Softly so it smells like baby human. I’ve...

Should I be worried? The local State police department has bought its first robotic dog. Spot the Robot. Who calls a dog Spot these...

Sometimes she talks to me with a squeaky voice. Like she thinks I am a small brain baby. All I can do is sigh and bury my head between my...

I was named after a champion West Highland Terrier in England. My owner saw a photo of the champion Lochinvar in the West Highland...