Call me the Barking Bard

Sniff sniff sniff

If I get a whiff

Of an anonymous pee

That no human can see

It's like reading a book

And a chance for a look

Into other dog's stories

Of their four-legged forays

And ancestories.

My nose is my guide

To the world far and wide

It tickles

With prickles

It sneezes

With breezes

It smells a rat

And can track a cat

I'm expert at that.

My nose is wired

To smells most desired.

When there's food in the air

My nose takes me there.

Enough of this twaddle

so off I will waddle.