Reality has hit hard. I am obsolet e , archaic , outdated, outmoded , fossilized , retro , moth-eaten , defunct , démodé , stone age . I am the Fred Flintstone of the doggie world. It is with a heavy heart that I admit that my blog has had its day. Here am I, the most beautiful, intelligent, loving Westie in the world, and I am communicating with a static photo and some limp words. I am analogue. Let me explain, look at this video https://www.facebook.com/reel/1217708230340462 or this one...

You should see me in action. I can gnaw through a beef pizzle in two hours. My half-brother, Bertie, takes two weeks to polish one off. If you are wondering what is a pizzle, it's the penis of an animal, especially a bull. Others might call it a schlong, sausage, phallus, pee-pee, male member, cock, dick, prick, knob, tool, willy, peter, Johnson. Capisce? When it i s cleaned, stretched and dehydrated it turns into a protein-rich, natural, easy to digest, long-lasting chew for dogs and is good...